Warning***rude vegetables in this post (and I’m not talking about the cucumbers)

Lemme out! 
Coming out to play 
Where can I go? 
That’s enough exercise 
Ahhh, a hammock for a bed, bliss 
Needy Blonde photobombs again
I don’t think I have introduced you to Margo the ferret. She likes to come out and have a mad half hour running about like an animated draught excluder, all the while making “puppuppuppuppupp” sounds. She was after my beer, sorry Margo, it was low alcohol. No photos of this, I couldn’t take photos and save my drink, even if it was 0%.
MIL-lie came to see us this weekend. She brought her knitting to show us. There were all sorts of hats, cardi’s, jumpers and pram covers. We think we should set up an arts and crafts shop and sell the wares. I’m sure these lovely knitted items would be popular. She stayed for dinner so EB made roast chicken. There were home grown peas and carrots to go with it. GSS made Yorkshire puddings which rose perfectly. He learned that from his gran, GSM. The dinner was delicious. I needed a lie down after.

Glad to see the gladioli 
Picking peas for dinner 
More peas 
The soft fruit patch 
the vegetable patch 
The pear tree 
Beetroot 
The pears look good
The vegetable patch is doing better now it’s stopped raining. GSS and GSM pick the pods and eat most of the peas before they get to the pan. But there are plenty. We cooked some beetroot in the oven and had it cold today. The apples are really small and have black spots, it might have been too much rain and the cool summer, they looked ok a few weeks ago. The pears seem ok. I can’t wait for the potatoes to be ready, then I won’t have to pay a fortune for plastic wrapped produce at the local supermarket.
I promised some rudeness in this post, if you are easily upset, look away now…

Mutant tomato 
Is that a truncheon? 
OOO-er missus
Seriously, though, we’ve had about 5lbs of tomatoes of various sizes and colours, and 6 cucumbers. The pumpkins are doing well, hopefully they will be full grown for Hallowe’en.
I’ll leave off with pictures of the garden. The bees are working overtime in the flowers as they need to have honey by the end of August. I’m looking forward to EB showing us how you get honey from the hives.











