Here we are in June already and we have had all four seasons so far this month. I’ve just had to put my winter fleecy on over my sunburn (itchy and ouchy) to go put a rug on Tim-nice-but-dim, the overbred horse as he was wet and shivering. Cushy Butterfield, the other alleged steed is immune to the weather.
The greenhouses and polytunnel are growing all sorts of tomatoes and cucumbers for salads later in the year, but what is that growing in the old glasshouse? Geordie Smallholder has blasted whatever they are with a very powerful weedkiller, “square-down” (other makes are available) to no avail. So I think they are triffids, haven’t slept a wink since I came to this conclusion. I now know where John Wyndham got his inspiration from: his out of control greenhouse lol.

Hives are still vacant 
Welcome to the pleasure-dome, oh no, it’s a polytunnel 
Tomatoes in the polytunnel 
Benedict cucumber batch 
Lettuce alone 
Tomatoes and cucumbers 
2nd strawberry from the garden, GSM ate the first one 
Strawberry patch, beloved by squirrels 
Poppies 
Broad beans and carrots 
Raspberries and strawberries 
Beetroot and peas 
Zombie pumpkin 
Baby pears 
Potatoes 
Blackcurrants 
Cherries 
Geordie Smallholder in his element 
Early onions and potatoes 
Elderberry 
Peas please Louise

And thinking of monsters, something living in the depths of this pool eats anything unlucky enough to land on the surface…..cue the Jaws theme tune.



